So this happened today. Like? Luca wasn't sure at first. While I was waiting for the colour to develop he was all, "Red? Why is your hair red?" and then, always so happy to embrace change, "Wash it off RIGHT NOW!" Later, as I pushed him on the swing, he said, "I have to tell […]
So this is an actual text sent to me by a real human woman. A real human woman with kids and a busy life of her own. To say that her gesture was overwhelming doesn't come close to expressing the magnitude of what this meant to me. As my reply indicates, I had not […]
Oh, sweet child! For that is what I was. Observe that this is a SCANNED photo. Meaning it predates the proliferation of digital photography. I will be 36 in just a few short weeks. Meaning this photo is about thirteen years old. Wow. And though I know that the girl in this picture had so […]
Yep. Him again. What kind of little dreamboat does he look like here? God help me. Yesterday, he was being his usual irrepressible self. Luca called out to me that Zig was doing something dangerous. I popped my head around the corner of the room to ask him to calm down and there he was doing […]
Hello. Despite my ongoing committment to Vitamin C (okay, I have taken it twice in the last week), my body is working against me. I have had 'a bit of a throat' for the last week but now I think we have progressed to 'a lot of a throat.' I am so exhausted. And sexy […]
Here I am on my thirtieth birthday. I look happy, don't I? And why wouldn't I? My tits were AHHH-MAZING. The truth is, I had just had a miscarriage and was feeling very fragile. I was heartbroken, but to the rest of the world, I looked fine. People are incredibly resilient. We survive many […]
In bedrooms across the world, housewives are apparently throwing a leg over after reading that book. But even before the Shades sensation, a friend confided to me that she likes to read historical romances before bed because when the bodices get ripped, she gets a tingle, and then, well, her husband gets one, too. […]
Youngster me listening to something other than Seany B… Heard a song on the radio yesterday and thought to myself, Yes, those are THE most awful lyrics in the history of awful lyrics. A sample for your consideration: Go on and flaunt it, ha!Whatcha mama gave you, ha!Let my bass line rearrange […]
