The Little Daily: Come again?

by | Sep 11, 2012 | Little Daily | 6 comments

 
The Little Daily 11.9

Youngster me listening to something other than Seany B…

 

Heard a song on the radio yesterday and thought to myself,

Yes, those are THE most awful lyrics in the history of awful lyrics.

 

A sample for your consideration:

Go on and flaunt it, ha!
Whatcha mama gave you, ha!
Let my bass line rearrange you, ha!
This track's designed to make you cream

 

It's an old song (check it out here – or don't), a few years at least, and for those of you playing along in a country other than Australia, I sincerely hope it never reached your airwaves although I have a sneaking suspicion it did some business on the dancefloors of Europe. For mine, when a song features (their wordsomeone by the name of Seany B, nothing good can be expected.

Maybe I'm ungrateful but if you're going to design a song to do something for me, why not make it useful?….like, say,  This track's designed to make your lunch. I was on my way home from the gym and in no mood for soggy underpants. But I could have absolutely gone a chicken salad.

Just saying.

 

Hello friends

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I’m Angie!  I mum. I write. I wife. My husband would say this is the correct order.  He’s so neeeedy. I live with my family in Melbourne, Australia, where I complain about the weather for 90% of the year – but I can’t imagine living anywhere else. Except maybe in Lake Como, waving to my neighbours George and Amal each morning.

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6 Comments

  1. Rae

    I’m absolutely pissing myself laughing right now. Paul freaking loved that song!!!! No surprises really.
    I’m sensing a running theme with that guy… “designed to make you cream”, “Wet, wet, wet”… I’m married to a creep. Ha!

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  2. Rachael Van De Straat

    Hahahaha your so funny Angie love it xxx

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  3. Debbie

    How long have you been going to the gym for, Angie? Do you feel great? Does the gym have child minding?

    I’d like to start going to a gym to tone up, but i’ve never set foot in a gym before in my life, so a little afraid!

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  4. Angie @ The Little Mumma

    Hi Debbie!

    I have been going to the gym on and off since I was about 24. I started up again just recently after suspending my membership during most of my pregnancy with Harlow.

    I love it and definitely do feel great when I’ve worked out. Mentally, I love the time out, too.

    My gym (it’s a YMCA) does have a creche – I think most of them do – although I don’t use it at the moment. I juggle gym around kinder and Bren being able to watch Zig and the baby. But before she arrived, the boys were in the creche while I exercised and they loved it.

    Gyms aren’t for everyone but I would definitely give it a go if you can! xx

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