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“The birds are dying” and other childhood classics

What I really hate is when cafes close the kitchen even though they're still open. I don't drink coffee and when I'm hungry for lunch, I don't care how delicious your triple layer choc brownie orgasmo cake is, the kids had their little hearts set on a bowl of hot chips and I wanted a […]

Greatest Hits

You’ve ended up at The Little Mumma and not sure what to do next? Forgotten why you’re even here in the first place? Why not go back and read my entire archives? No? Then this list of popular posts might help.   Defining Posts  This blog is a personal narrative which means that I write about […]

The Little Daily: I Heart Snail Mail

Eeeps!  A little package arrived in the mail this week. Inside is a treasure from my sweet sponsor, Julie, from Rascals and Ragamuffins. She has recently launched a boutique collection of little girls handmade clothes and she named the collection Harlow Rose. After my Harlow Rose! She asked me if that would be okay. Okay? […]

A Little Mumma’s Day Giveaway!

A Little Mumma’s Day Giveaway!

Lovely readers, I have a lovely competition for you. It's a celebration of Mother's Day but you don't have to be a little mumma to enter. There are three, count them, THREE prizes up for grabs from three equally wonderful little businesses who have generously agreed to spoil us here at The Little Mumma. I […]

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Say “when”

Say “when”

The fingernail marks, little red scratches across the milky white of my flesh, tell me that the time has come. I have been more than generous. At night, I would pray for them. "Are you there, God? It's me, Angie." Eleven years old. Twelve. Fifteen now. Sixteen. Jesus, were they ever going to come? So you […]

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Laying The Smack Down (for good)

Laying The Smack Down (for good)

  I have been sent here to test you I’ve had a glass of vino so I’m just going to come right out and tell you something. I have smacked my kid. Let’s go back to a happier time: a time when ideals were vigorously upheld, when parenting was considered the privilege and honour it truly […]

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Little Family M-G Weekly Wrap-Up

Little Family M-G Weekly Wrap-Up

So I thought it was time to introduce a new feature. Although the title has pretty much spoiled any element of surprise, hasn't it? Hmm, didn't think that one through. The Little Family M-G Weekly Wrap-Up will highlight one noteworthy moment of each family member for the week just gone. If nobody does anything awesome, I'll probably […]

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Old News or Why B and I are officially INSANE

Old News or Why B and I are officially INSANE

 I'm sharing something that was news aaaages ago but in my defense, I am only just reading about it now. The news was delivered, literally, with my Who magazine subscription (yes, it's trashy but I NEED it, so hush your judgey mouth). My favourite edition of the year is The Oscars special. Yes, I'm only […]

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Heads Up! Silly Tart

Heads Up! Silly Tart

Today, another awesome blogger and another guest post. Introducing the lovely Melbo, author of Silly Tart. Melbo, mum to two young boys, has some stories to share. And her perspective is always thoughtful and eloquent. She is a bleeding heart liberal so naturally, I have a strong bias. I heart Melbo's mind. But beyond politics, […]

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The other letter

The other letter

Despite my overall 'fuck you' attitude to the letter we received from the heinous neighbours, don't let me fool you. I was VERY upset. We discovered the envelope in the letterbox as B was heading to work one morning. He was full of indignation and I soothed him, telling him to forget it, not to […]

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I’m Angie!  I mum. I write. I wife. My husband would say this is the correct order.  He’s so neeeedy. I live with my family in Melbourne, Australia, where I complain about the weather for 90% of the year – but I can’t imagine living anywhere else. Except maybe in Lake Como, waving to my neighbours George and Amal each morning.

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