You Win Some, I Lose Some (Brain Cells)

by | May 20, 2013 | Little Angie, Little Giveaways, Little Winners | 3 comments

Hey, did you write this??

Jodie said…

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Brilliant posts this week Little Mumma!

If so, firstly, might I just say thank you for your kind words. And secondly, congratulations! You won! And I should point out, won randomly. Compliments are appreciated here on The Little Mumma but they can not win you aroma diffusers. Only Lady Luck can help you with that. And today, Jodie, Lady Luck has smiled upon you. So shoot me your mailing deets to thelittlemumma[at]gmail[dot]com so that we can send out your prize.

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In other news…

 

Disco Zombie

Dress-Up Party = Disco Zombie …obviously

…let me confess that I got stunningly shitfaced this Saturday past. I drank the better part of a bottle of bubbles and then, judging by the stiffness in my neck today, proceeded to hair whip like a demon. In my defense, it was Saturday and it was a party. For a six year old. So…it was probably fine. I don't know. I'm not the arbiter of appropriate drunkedness around small children but you know what, neither are you so don't, alright? Just don't.

Because actually, everyone was having a great time until I went into the back yard to find Harlow crying in an esky of water… Turns out six-year-olds are BAD babysitters. They all looked afraid and a smidge guilty as I tearfully clutched my soaking baby to my chest but how could I even enquire as to WHY she was in there when the only real answer is because her mother was too hammered to watch her. At that point, I remembered why I don't drink much these days. 

So there it is. My gift to you. No matter how shitty your worst day of parenting is this week, you can rest easy knowing that, at the very least, you are not me. 

A vote for me is a vote for poor parenting choices and dodging bullets…

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I’m Angie!  I mum. I write. I wife. My husband would say this is the correct order.  He’s so neeeedy. I live with my family in Melbourne, Australia, where I complain about the weather for 90% of the year – but I can’t imagine living anywhere else. Except maybe in Lake Como, waving to my neighbours George and Amal each morning.

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3 Comments

  1. Jess

    It’s only bad parenting if you don’t give a fuck right?

    I swear a funny book could be written about all those things yet you’d still get some judgemental person out there wanting to report us all for child abuse. Thank you for sharing that story with us all, it really does help knowing we aren’t all perfect.

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  2. Rachael Van De Straat

    Awww Angie! Don’t be so hard on yourself, i think we have all done things we arnt proud of. When my Miss nearly 2year old was 3mths old i had her in her pram (not strapped in) and she wiggled out and hit her head straight onto the tiled floor.A sound i never ever want to hear again! I held her tight while screaming my head off thinking i killed her. Big hugs <3

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