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Brilliant posts this week Little Mumma!
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In other news…
…let me confess that I got stunningly shitfaced this Saturday past. I drank the better part of a bottle of bubbles and then, judging by the stiffness in my neck today, proceeded to hair whip like a demon. In my defense, it was Saturday and it was a party. For a six year old. So…it was probably fine. I don't know. I'm not the arbiter of appropriate drunkedness around small children but you know what, neither are you so don't, alright? Just don't.
Because actually, everyone was having a great time until I went into the back yard to find Harlow crying in an esky of water… Turns out six-year-olds are BAD babysitters. They all looked afraid and a smidge guilty as I tearfully clutched my soaking baby to my chest but how could I even enquire as to WHY she was in there when the only real answer is because her mother was too hammered to watch her. At that point, I remembered why I don't drink much these days.
So there it is. My gift to you. No matter how shitty your worst day of parenting is this week, you can rest easy knowing that, at the very least, you are not me.
A vote for me is a vote for poor parenting choices and dodging bullets…