Zee has, at some point, while asleep, bitten me. On the nipple. While breastfeeding – yes, that saga continues. Fuck.
Now, every time I feed him, it feels like pouring vodka onto a papercut.
But on my NIPPLE.
So, I am feeling sorry for myself.
So instead of going to the gym or writing a proper blog, I'm going to sit on the couch, watch Angry Boys and possibly eat chocolate.
But I can't leave you hanging. And it's about time I updated my Heads Up! spot in the left sidebar.
So Heads Up! people. I have an awesome blogger to tell you about.
Her name is Ilana and she writes the hilarious Mommy Shorts. She is also a Typepad stablemate so we're pretty much sisters. Except for she lives in New York (not just the state but actually, the island. You know, of Manhattan) and has a daughter.
Technically, I should not like Ilana.
But I so do.
So instead of subjecting you to my lamentations about papercut nipples (seriously, how fucked up is that?), I present you with highlights from Mommy Shorts.
Toddler Fight Club – read this if only to watch the awesome editing of her home video
Intruder In The House – her boobs have been stolen, I repeat, her boobs have been stolen!
Dear Mariah Carey – because she cares about new mums
Meet The Dog That Will Destroy Me – because dogs suck
Babies On A Plane – she even makes pie charts – funny pie charts
Have a great night and I'll see you tomorrow. I'm seriously going to tell you about making pom poms.