I didn't want to just go ahead and dye my hair and not tell you until, one day, I post a photo of myself all auburn-haired and you're all, "Angie doesn't have red hair! What sort of trickery is at play here?" and there's a collective freak out about what has become of The Little Mumma's hair and what is really real in this world and for the love of god, if Angie's hair can change in an instant like this, is there nothing left in which for us to place our trust in this world?
I wasn't about to let that happen. I just wasn't.
So. Red. Okay?