The Lie: Luca is a huge help with the dishes
The Truth: Luca successfully cleans zero dishes and leaves a small tsunami in his wake
The Lie: Luca and Ziggy are total BFFs
The Truth: Ziggy can ride Luca's bike – WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER
The Lie: Kids don't ruin everything
The truth: Everything. They ruin EVERYTHING.
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