Have I done the appropriate whining about how sick I have been during my first trimester here yet? Are you all fully caught up on how vomitous I have been feeling? And are you all now subsequently impressed with how I managed to blog at all during those torturous months?
You were all so worried I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown but really, I was just knocked up!
And on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Anyhoo, it's so great now what with full disclosure and all because I can just be honest and say that I have been excited about blogging all day but now I feel like I just need to vomit and cry.
So instead, I will leave you with a little LD-ism.
Lately, the kid has been saying, "Ahhh, fucks and mucks!" to indicate his exasperation with a person or thing. Don't know where he got that from – I personally never say 'mucks.' Naturally, I told him that he shouldn't say that, someone might think it was rude, blah blah blah.
Yesterday, he says, "Ahh, fucks-"
"LD," I interrupt, " Remember we don't say that anymore?"
To which he replies, "It's okay, Mum. I'm just saying the first part."