OH.MY.GOD.

by | Jul 22, 2011 | Little Angie, Little Nothings | 9 comments

For those of you who don't follow me on Facebook (follow me on Facebook!), today was the day of my bargain colonic irrigation session or as I noted on FB, the day I discover just how full of shit I really am.

Dear readers, I found out.

Oh, how I found out.

Truthfully, I am not ready to relive the experience in my mind let alone here on the blog. I will but not yet.

But here's a little piece of advice;

Don't let anyone pump water up your arse. For any reason. Ever.

EVER.

I'm taking the weekend off to celebrate the anniversary of the day my beloved, B, was born. Join me in wishing this old bastard a happy birthday.  

Happy Birthday B Practising for the veritable bonfire of this year's birthday candles… 
 

Hello friends

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I’m Angie!  I mum. I write. I wife. My husband would say this is the correct order.  He’s so neeeedy. I live with my family in Melbourne, Australia, where I complain about the weather for 90% of the year – but I can’t imagine living anywhere else. Except maybe in Lake Como, waving to my neighbours George and Amal each morning.

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9 Comments

  1. E

    strangely and rankly I want to know more……

    Happy Birthday Mr Angie

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  2. Angie @ The Little Mumma

    You’re dying to know. Of course you are. This is a car crash you can’t look away from. But with more shit…

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  3. Rae

    Ok, so I’m kind of dry-wretching, but at the same time am desperate to learn more…sick – fucking sick…

    But on a brighter note a HUGE Happy Birthday to B! Awesome, awesome guy!

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  4. melbo

    I’ll stick to Metamucil thanks.

    And happy birthday Mr Little Mumma!

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  5. Jane

    Hahahahahah OH Angie the fact you thought it would be anything but horrific is hilarious.
    I too will stay tuned as I am sick and I like to read about other peoples shit =)

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  6. Ladybird

    I want pictures. C’mon – you know I NEED a visual.

    Happy Birthday B. Hope it is a great one. By the sounds of it you’ve been working hard of late so you deserve to be spoilt. Angel – put out. You have to throw a bone(r?) on this one.

    Ok – back to the liquid shit. As if my mind had ever strayed from it anyhow.

    Dr Drew says colonic irrigation is a crock of shit. But I MUST do it one day. Sorry Dr Drew, I NEED to know what it is like to have a sphincter squirt. ANything like a colonoscopy hon? Because you know I rock the shit (literally?) out of those for most my life.

    I may or may not be slightly (totally?) obsessed with my arse.

    Anyway – I repeat. There MUST be a pictorial.Video as well? 😛

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  7. MJ

    I shudder at the thought of water being pumped up my arse… and then my mind blocks any further thoughts. You are one sick little lady!

    Big Happy Birthday wishes to Mr B.G!

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