For those of you who don't follow me on Facebook (follow me on Facebook!), today was the day of my bargain colonic irrigation session or as I noted on FB, the day I discover just how full of shit I really am.
Dear readers, I found out.
Oh, how I found out.
Truthfully, I am not ready to relive the experience in my mind let alone here on the blog. I will but not yet.
But here's a little piece of advice;
Don't let anyone pump water up your arse. For any reason. Ever.
I'm taking the weekend off to celebrate the anniversary of the day my beloved, B, was born. Join me in wishing this old bastard a happy birthday.