Welcome to another Thursday. Let’s peek inside The Little Mumma’s brain again, shall we?  

-         Tissues are not a good substitute for a breast pad

-         Neither are napkins from McDonalds

-         Jesus Christ, why do I have so many McDonalds napkins?

-         Turn around, Little Mumma, you’re sitting on a clue

-         If the majority of primary caregivers who stay at home with their kids are women, why is the eye candy on children’s television so totally skewed to men? Female presenters/characters are invariably pretty while the male equivalent is gay / goofy / cuddly.

-         Matt Passmore – excellent exception to the above

-         Unless he’s gay

-         What am I worried about? I have Jason Stackhouse now – and I am certain he will get me over the line on many a headachy night to come

-         Television that appeals to infants is the same kind of television that appeals to people on an acid trip

-         Mmmm, Jason Stackhouse…..

-         When someone yells at you while you’re breastfeeding your baby, “I’m a baby! I need boobs!” just be grateful the jealous outburst came from your 3 year old and not your husband

-         My man and I used to go out to dinner. At restaurants. Sometimes on a Wednesday!

-         B once said, “LD, you’re going crazy. I think it’s because you’re nude” – and he was right. Kids go batshit crazy when they have no pants on

-         Oh Jason……..